Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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