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• (818): View more from California

  we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while

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  woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  but she was nice to me.

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  She was a fuckin STRIPPER.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.

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  We need to get on her level.

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