A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
you never un-have a 4some
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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