what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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