I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
