David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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