I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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