In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
The uberlube is also flammable
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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