She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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