office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Randomize
