Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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