He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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