Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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