I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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