Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I think I just shit out all my problems.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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