we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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