i barfeds in our rink
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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