Your dad touched me again.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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