you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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