is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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