turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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