I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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