...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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