What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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