like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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