This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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