whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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