I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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