Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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