That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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