I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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