ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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