do herpes really smell.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
