There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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