So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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