problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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