New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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