i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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