So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I want her autograph on my taint
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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