To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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