Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
so let's talk penis.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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