I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
