He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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