I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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