it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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