im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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