I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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