i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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