dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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