I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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