My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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