Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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