Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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